Dreamsense

Sometimes I wake up with a weird, nonsensical phrase in my head, and this morning was no exception: "Upstairs, there's an Irish pub with a moonlight pistol. Don't be violent!" And so I began my day.

It wasn't the first time I woke up with something completely odd in my head. The best one happened when I was a kid and my mom was trying to wake me up, and I grumbled, "Why are you trying to get a shark to smile?" Then I heard laughing and woke up, and realized I had just been talking dream-nonsense, and I got super mad and embarrassed.