The Life of a Praktikant

[2:05:14 PM] Erich: psst

[2:05:19 PM] Erich: hello??

[2:05:34 PM] Anna: brb on phone

[2:05:48 PM] Erich: ok

[2:13:32 PM] Anna: hey!!!!!!

[2:13:47 PM] Anna: sorry, was on the phone with one of my spirit of footballers

[2:13:51 PM] Anna: still there??

[2:19:58 PM] Erich: lol yeah just finished emptying the paper shredder

[2:21:19 PM] Anna: the life of a Praktikant

[2:21:18 PM] Erich: i have to go throw away the shreddings now

[2:21:25 PM] Anna: ok take your time

[2:27:59 PM] Erich: the paper shredder was overflowing

[2:28:14 PM] Erich: so much so that it would not accept any more pages

[2:28:19 PM] Anna: sucks

[2:28:23 PM] Erich:  it took two garbage bags to fill up

[2:28:36 PM] Erich: and i covered myself with all of the shreddings at one point

[2:28:51 PM] Erich: this was maybe 7 feet from my boss

[2:29:08 PM] Anna: my goodness, what an impression you must be making

[2:30:39 PM] Erich: eh they prob think i'm somewhat incompetent

[2:30:40 PM] Anna: my boss is in africa

[2:30:44 PM] Erich: luckyyyy

[2:30:54 PM] Anna Weltner: but my coworker called me a dau

[2:31:04 PM] Erich: a dau??

[2:31:03 PM] Anna: duemmster anzunehmender user

[2:31:10 PM] Erich: hahaha

[2:31:28 PM] Anna: it's an IT term for describing the computer challenged

[2:33:31 PM] Erich: i'm sure you're not that bad

[2:34:51 PM] Anna: well, my computer reacted violently to an attempt to download an important program, and in requesting help for the problem I earned myself the title of "DAU"

[2:35:29 PM] Erich: was this important program called 'shemale porn download assistant'?

[2:36:30 PM] Anna: something like that i think

Author's Notes:

1. Dümmster Anzunehmender User: "Dumbest Assumable User"
2. Praktikant: Intern