The one bum of Erfurt

Last night I suffered a terrible nightmare in which the one bum of Erfurt, the one who sleeps in the Sparkasse near Anger and spends his waking hours drinking booze and singing loudly, was chasing me through the playground at Angerbrunnen and hollering "kleines Mädchen!" aggressively, while every step I took was like a stride through a swamp. I woke up clammy and horrified at 4:30 in the morning.

I dreamt it all in German; that's a sign of continued progress.


Author's notes:

1. Sparkasse: German bank
2. Anger: center of town
3. Angerbrunnen: area near center of town
4. kleines Mädchen: little girl